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filthycalum:

mashocake:

5sostrum:

parudise:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT

'DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?'

HAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY

“VAGINAL EXCRETER”

13 seconds ago with 64,196 notes - via - ©

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

4 hours ago with 488,140 notes - via - ©

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

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4 hours ago with 551,158 notes - via - ©

prettyboyshyflizzy:

makesmyheartsmile:

wearethetay:

wearethetay:

My sister keeps coming into the room and doing this.

Why.

The world needs to see this.

The laughing is the killer

why she laugh like she got an eye patch and is tryna take over the world

19 hours ago with 33,056 notes - via - ©

parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

1 day ago with 59,810 notes - via - ©

purplerae:

this should be fuckin illegal and im calling the policeimageimage

like hOW

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castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up
1 day ago with 112,873 notes - via - ©

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

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2 days ago with 445,972 notes - via - ©

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yzma:

'babe, what's the safety word'

'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs'

(Source: maryjblige)

2 days ago with 38,838 notes - via - ©

1nd2rd3st:

amazing

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2 days ago with 307,116 notes - via - ©

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

(Source: gameraboy)

2 days ago with 297,925 notes - via - ©

mamatyme:

when urea whole outfit on point

2 days ago with 33,553 notes - via - ©
girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
2 days ago with 236,129 notes - via - ©