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methhomework:

that friend that always tries to please you

17 hours ago with 45,783 notes - via - ©

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

21 hours ago with 51,441 notes - via - ©

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

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22 hours ago with 44,380 notes - via - ©

bigbagoflittledonuts:

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

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1 day ago with 38,828 notes - via - ©

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3 days ago with 49,888 notes - via - ©

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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4 days ago with 176,486 notes - via - ©

redbelle98:

This was a great moment in Twitter history.

4 days ago with 26,355 notes - via - ©

automatically:

Roxy like a puma

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4 days ago with 28,952 notes - via - ©

troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things

1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

Iconic

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4 days ago with 233,810 notes - via - ©

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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4 days ago with 48,800 notes - via - ©

queeniebitch:

um

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4 days ago with 127,094 notes - via - ©
Status: Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
5 days ago with 475,358 notes - via - ©

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

6 days ago with 291,642 notes - via - ©

tobitakas:

despairkomaeda:

I NEED THE WRESTLING GIF WHERE THE REF SLIDES ALONG THE FLOOR THATS MY FAV

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also as an added bonus

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1 week ago with 555,995 notes - via - ©

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

1 week ago with 180,673 notes - via - ©